Hullo

My Mum and Dad’s last name is Wood so they called me Holly Wood as one day I will be a famous movie star but right now its all hard work and its me that does it as the photos will prove.

First photo shows why I am going to be a movie star because I am beautiful.

Next photo shows me at work. I am not big enough yet to chase sheep so Mum and Dad make me practise my “eyeing” skills on these big spiders which I have to catch.

Next photo shows me working hard pulling up the buoys which I tie to the spider cages. When M & D are not watching and I get excited I hump the buoys but please don’t tell on me.

Next photo shows me looking for rocks so we find good spider holes. You can see I get wet but i don’t get paid for it.

Sometimes I have to drive the boat usually when M & D stop to put more oil in them selves out of cans. The oil they use is called Heineken.

After all this I have a nap but some idiot stuck a camera in my face and woke me up.

Next day I get  out of bed early to go and check sea conditions. I like this because if it’s a good day I go and lick M & D face and wake them up. I do this anyway and fool them.

I guess on the boat I am the most important person as I have the longest name.M is called Captain,D is called Dickhand and I am called “Get Out Of The ------ Way” so if I don’t become a movie star at least I am definitely the BOSS around here.

Regards,

BRETT WOOD.

Thankyou to Brett and Holly for the lovely story